I’m Homesick

Nairobi-It all started last week with the beginning of the short rains. I mean what is the point of being in Africa in late October if it isn’t warm and sunny? Instead it was grey and overcast all week. Then there was the mud. It got me a little depressed.

Then I started to book my ticket home to my parent’s for December. I am also toying with the idea of staying an extra week here so that I can go to Uganda or one of the Kenyan refugee camps for another refugee interview trip. All of which got me thinking about my life back home in NYC, and that is when I realized I was officially homesick.

I have a lot of wonderful and amazing friends and the thought of making more here in Kenya was a bit unwieldy. Although I met one of my best friends on the planet, Nia C. (and several of her friends also became great friends), when I lived in Sri Lanka, I was kind of relishing the thought of 3 months where I didn’t have any social engagements. If I wanted to sit home and watch 4 movies, I could do it and I wouldn’t be letting anyone down for missing her birthday or house party or going away party or after work drinks. I mean I love doing that, and I am often the one planning it, but I was excited to just be.

Now I would die for a good 8pm beer after swim practice with my friends, especially my girls. I miss having girl-time. I realized that for the last 3 months I have been hanging out predominately with men. While I do love men and enjoyed running hotel Nikita in Beijing and living with 3 men here in Nairobi and having a boyfriend, I miss gossiping, being silly and just laughing with the girls.

It kind of hit a head late last week when I realized that some of the people I’ve become friends with here have very, very different ideologies than me. It started with a little bit of racism, moved onto sexism, then ended at homophobia. I was so shocked that all I could do was make jokes to get out of the situation. In hindsight I realized I’ve just had enough adventure and I want to be home.

I am here for another month, and the sun is shining beautifully today. I go to Ghana next week for a refugee interview trip and then the time will fly by trying to get in a few more weekends away. Specifically, I have to see some rhinos and flamingoes before I leave! But try as hard as I can to be an internationalist, I am a New Yorker. I love my city and my busy, cozy, safe, familiar life there. Plus I am pretty sure I will be able to find enough adventures in NYC to keep me entertained…At least for a few months anyway.

Lying in Lamu

Lamu-On an island off the north-east coast of Kenya, just 40KM from the Somalia border and a pirate filled sea, I vacationed with my new safari-partner (advertised for right here on this blog), Scott M.

Lamu is the heart of Swahili culture and I had a chance to really hone my Swahili while there. Scott is fluent, so he made contact immediately. It is also his nature to ask questions, very personal questions, about leases and livelihoods, culture and language, and how the economy is going. While I tried to smile and interpret the gist of the conversation through hand signals, Scott made friends, lots of them. Yes, I am quite friendly and outgoing, but even I get tired. As the weekend went on we collected many new friends so by the final night dining at Bush Gardens on a seafood platter of lobster, shrimp, and fish, no less than 6 of our friends stopped by to chat. They were all very considerate of our time, spending only 5 minutes a piece, but by number 6 and what with the cat meowing for scraps at our feet, it kinda starts to ruin your appetite.

Most of those guys were “beach boys” or “captains” of sailboats, called dhows. We met at least 3 guys named Captain Ali, including the man who captained our dhow trip. For just over $10 a piece we joined up with a sweet and funny young duo from the University of Minnesota and cruised around Lamu and Manda islands. We came aground on Manda where we spend the day playing in the surf, walking on the deserted beach, and eating yellow snapper and biriani cooked over an open fire. We also “fished” unsuccessfully on a reef with angel fish and then snorkeled over it later.

The previous day we had hiked from Lamu town to Shela beach. We wanted to be there early and make it back for lunch. By the time we got up, ate breakfast and walked for an hour it was 11:30am. We had the beach virtually to ourselves. At one point there was no one as far as the eye could see. It was so hot we played in the water for most of the day.

We went back for an afternoon of shopping through Lamu’s narrow winding streets filled with open sewers and donkey shit. There are no cars on the island, so donkeys do all the work. In the sweltering heat this old town really heats up. You can imagine the smell, but the architecture is beautiful, and oh the doors! We passed half a dozen workshops where young men carved ornate doors by hand. We decided that by the time we have a house we will be able to afford to ship one home.

My most unfavourite part of Lamu, and unfortunately, Kenya in general, are the lies. Lies rolled off the tongues of Lamu’s residents easier than flattery at a strip club. No matter the question, no matter the true answer, they seemed to be committed to telling us what they thought we wanted to hear. I have a similar problem in many of my refugee interviews. One Somali woman with 9 dependant children said to me yesterday, “Yes, the truth, whatever truth you want.”

We met this one guy, Slim the jeweler. He was lovely. He invited us for Arabic coffee flavoured with cinnamon and another “special” ingredient he refused to provide. He talked of all the people who have come into his shop and all the elders in the town. Then he showed us all their pictures. I took a picture with him after playing the Olympian card and getting a sweet discount. His store was filled with pictures: Jimmy Carter, Oprah, and the Queen. He wore an Obama pin on his shirt.

There was also the Olympic Restaurant. Our waiter had a Canadian pin, so we told him we were Canadian. He was so delighted, he skipped to the back to tell the owner who then came out and told us his entire family lived in Vancouver. I again played the Olympic card (I couldn’t help myself it was the Olympic Restaurant!), and our dinner was cooked with extra special care. Scott took our picture and we have promised to send it along with a Canadian flag that they want to hang up inside.

The only thing that was really crummy about our stay was the hostel, the Casaurina Guest House. While Lonely Planet said its roof deck was a social paradise, it was closed, and there wasn’t even any soap in the dirty bathroom. In case you didn’t notice, I’m not what you call a real hardcore backpacker. I like clean. We did have an ocean view, so we woke up to sunrises each day.

Despite some of my complaints the trip was amazing. Having a safari partner like Scott was everything I could ask for and Lamu was the perfect destination.

Down ‘N Dirty

Nairobi-As a city-girl, I rarely came across the four basic elements: Earth, Wind, Fire and Water in my daily commute from the Upper West Side of Manhattan to Wall Street, so I assumed the same would be true in Nairobi. Yet, in a city of almost 3 million people, my life is governed by dirt, pollution, smoke, and of course, water.

In order to get to the bathroom where I work at IOM, I need to walk across a dirt path, that when it rains, turns to mud. Of course, this is nothing compared to the short walk I need to take to get to the main road to catch my matatu (where 2 days ago I got on board only to find my skirt the victim of a huge whole near my butt where I ripped it on a screw left uncovered by old upholstery.) I must navigate beside narrow roads with no sidewalks, trudging along the muddy, dusty, dirty, rocky shoulder. Sadly my cute red leather kitten heel shoes bought in the Stokey in London are ruined and will not make it back to NYC.

If you happen to walk barefoot in Kenya you could find yourself with some unwanted visitors under the skin of your feet. Affectionately known as “chiggers” these lovely guys are larvae which crawl into your feet by forming a hole in the skin and chewing up tiny parts of it, thus causing severe irritation and swelling. Once inside they inject digestive enzymes into you that break down skin cells, and then they suck up the digested tissue. Or this is at least what Wikipedia says.

Fortunately, I have yet to get a chigger, but I still itch all the time. Scott returned from his first trip to his field site with bites all over him. His sleeping bag was filled with fleas, which I have now also been attacked by. Then last night I woke up to buzzing in my ears and itching bites all over my wrists, neck and ankles. We turned on the light to find, and eventually kill, 8 mosquitoes, filled with our blood. Malaria is not so common in Nairobi, but I started taking Malarone today for my trip to the coast tomorrow. I cannot wait for beach and sun!

But back to the elements. I come home each day, filthy. I have zits and dirty hair, both of which I thought the end of puberty had curtailed. I try to wash my locks, but the water is so hard, I can’t get my Pantene to sud-up properly. It’s a combination of dust and air pollution which fills the sky from every car, truck and motorbike that zooms past me as I try to balance precariously on the edge of the traffic.

The air is not just filled with car fumes though. Over the radio waves, the morning DJ asks callers to debate such hot topics as: multiple sex partners in marriage and whether women like men circumcised or untouched. The wind also carries the smell of burning plastic at all hours of the day. As garbage piles up in roadside ditches, it is simply set on fire. From Tetra Paks to plastic Coke bottles, the whole lot burns, while the denizens of Nairobi choke.

I will say one good thing about Nairobi's environment; the water is drinkable. At our house we still do one quick boil of the tap water before drinking, but I use it to brush my teeth and wash my food with no problems. Out in the bush, that’s not the case. Being a polite guest who doesn’t refuse tea with conversation, over the past 4 years in Kenya, Scott has gotten giardiasis 4 times. Fully knowing that the water hasn’t been boiled for 10 minutes, or worse, that the tea cups were just washed in dirty water, he still takes the tea and then gets infected with parasites that colonize in his small intestine. You can imagine what happens next.

Don’t get me wrong, there are some glorious parts of Nairobi. There are huge trees with purple flowering limbs and ones with big orange blossoms. There aren’t that many stray dogs and you can buy beautiful fresh cut flowers on many street corners. Best of all the people are lovely. When Nairobians smile (which takes a little prompting) it lights up my day and I (almost) forget that my feet are smelly, my hair flat, my skin dull, and my clothes coated in dust.

Ps-In retribution for my negative post about the dirtier side of Nairobi, it poured rain right when I was about to leave work today. Rivers of mud flowed down the streets and I had to wade through pools of filthy water to get to my matatu stop. At one point there were 23 drenched people crammed into the 15 passenger van, including 4 schoolgirls whose polyester skirts and nylon sweaters were sopping wet. So much for building up good Karma.

Kenya versus Sri Lanka

Nairobi-It was inevitable that I would need to compare one experience to the next; I think it is human nature to look for similarities and differences. I lived in Sri Lanka for almost a year after finishing law school and when I returned I know I talked incessantly about what life was like there. I compared and contrasted away, surely driving my friends crazy. Now I'm doing it again. Every adventure I have here, from driving to the store, posting a letter, or learning the local language, I immediately compare it to my time in Sri Lanka. Strangely I rarely contrast things to life in NYC, perhaps because there are some things that are too dissimilar to try and find parallels.

Food

For almost 15 years I was a vegetarian. I grew up on meat and potatoes, then in 1992 right after the Olympics, and at least 6 books on the subject of nutrition, I decided to make the commitment. I didn't do it for the animals, I mean we are at the top of the food chain, but I did do it for my health and for ecological reasons. Somehow, now that the rest of the world has jumped onto the "green" bandwagon, I have jumped off into the world of meat. It is a good thing too, because in Kenya, meat is king.

Nyama choma is roasted goat meat, which I've really only had once and that was at an Ethiopian restaurant with Scott and this cool British couple we met at Upperhill who took a year off from their lives to drive from England to India before shipping their car to Mombassa and driving around Africa and back up to Europe.

I love Indian food, but I must admit that as a vegetarian back in '06 in Lanka, my choices were very limited. Unlike Indians who venerate those who abstain from meat, Sri Lankans just look at you real funny. The curries there are very hot and my palate did grow accustomed to it, but hotness doesn't mean goodness and other than Kotthu Roti, a noodle-like stir-fry dish that is great late-night, I didn’t take any favourites home with me.

Language

Mate Sinhala tikkak puluwan: I can speak a little Sinhala. That was after a year and one round of lessons at the British Council during my last 6 weeks on the island. I didn't want to make the same mistake I made in Sri Lanka where I tried to learn the language too late in my stay, so I bought my Swahili Made Easy book and got off to a roaring start. Sadly, that sputtered and died quickly. The book I bought wasn't making Swahili easy, in fact it has made me almost give up. Normally when you learn a language they teach you important things at the start, like what to say when you go to the market and need to buy 5 tomatoes. This book is teaching me complex verbs that I will never use in the next 2 months and I still can't go shopping. My swimmer girls did teach me to say ninataka ku-ogelea: I want to swim.

The worst and most embarrassing part of my language problem in Sri Lanka was not knowing until I was there for 9 months that "O" means yes. I spent months talking to co-workers who would nod their head side to side in the South Asian fashion saying O, O. I thought they had no idea what I was talking about. Turns out I was the idiot.

Transportation

The greatest thing for me in Colombo were tuk-tuks, 2 stroke diesel powered 3-wheelers which took me everywhere I wanted to go. They were cheap too, which made them perfect for getting to work and to coaching. It was also pretty safe to travel at night. As long as I was in a tuk-tuk I felt safe, even when the drivers tried to ask me to marry them. I always relied on my made-up fiancé back in the US to dissuade them. Once I learned to speak with a bit of a Sinhala accent it certainly helped.

I thought there would be tuk-tuks in Nairobi since there were pictures of them in the Lonely Planet. Sadly those pictures are old and there are no tuk-tuks which has forced me to use public matatus, of which you can read about my last post.

Clothing

When not dressed in traditional saris, unfortunately, Sri Lankan women are quite possibly the worst dressed in the world. Their style is non-existent when trying to dress Western; they combine polyester shirts from the 70s and 80s with long narrow skirts, sandals and UV protection umbrellas. I don't understand this at all since price is not the issue: Sri Lanka is home to dozens of factories which produce everything from Gap and Victoria Secret to Speedo and several UK store brands. The prices are low, and it is just as cheap to buy this stuff as it is the ugly stuff. I wish they all wore saris or even shalwar kameez because they look so much more beautiful when they do.

While in Colombo, I got to tour a clothing factory that made swimwear, including Speedo. It was really cool to see the FastSkins being made and I was given several after the tour. I was also relieved to see that the place was not a sweatshop, in fact things looked very civilized for all the workers. The weirdest part, and what for a feminist is a bit hard to swallow, was how the pregnant women had to wear pink smocks to differentiate them. On the one hand it seemed sweet that people were warned to treat these women with a little TLC, on the other it is quite offensive to think that just because a woman is pregnant she somehow cannot do her job the same way.

In Nairobi, the style is a lot more revealing that conservative Colombo. There are women wearing shorter skirts and showing much more cleavage. I am dressing much like I would in NYC. There are a few women who I see wearing more traditional African dresses, but for the most part everyone is wearing western clothes. Men cannot wear shorts though and Scott is often the teased by schoolboys who see him in shorts and think he looks like a young boy. Personally, I can't stand wearing jeans when it is so hot, so shorts are usually part of my weekend wardrobe.

Up next week: Prices, Swimming, Tourism, Development, Animals and of course, Men.

Space and Time (Warps)

Nairobi-You would think space was at a premium here in Kenya the way everyone bunches up into unnecessarily small spaces. I don’t think that the concept of spatial relations really exists here. Both on the road and in the pool, as far as I can gather, Kenyans’ ideas of space and time are very different than a girl who grew up in one of the most under-populated countries in the world and was kicked out of swim practice if she arrived a minute late. Whether it is being on time or being sent back in time as pirates rule the shores, I wonder whether anyone is wearing a watch or using a clock.

Kenya occupies 582,650 sq km, or twice the size of 2 Nevadas, with a population of about 38 million people. Canada, where I grew up, is the second largest country geographically (behind Russia) and occupies 9,984,670 sq km, just larger than the size of the US, with a population of just over 33 million. Of that total, 90% are concentrated within 160 km of the US border. Sure, that’s a lot more space for a similar amount of people, but still Kenya is doing pretty good when it comes to space. Yet still, I can’t get anyone to spread out.

The girls I am coaching have some serious problems with space! One issue is that they don’t have any goggles, which means they cannot swim up the sides and down the middle to save their lives. It is a nightmare; not dissimilar to Nairobi’s infamous traffic jams.

Ah, transportation in Kenya! I must say, I was completely shocked at the state of Kenya’s roads upon arrival. I really thought they would be decent, but they are the worst I have ever seen. Supposedly the problem is political, you only get proper roads if there is a politician in power from your area, and even then, most contractors pour only 1 of 4 inches of tar and pocket the cost of the other 3 inches. In addition to bad roads, there are unlimited “jams,” caused by a myriad of factors: old cars that break down, accidents, and then just plain old running out of gas scenarios.

Everyday I take a matatu to work. These are mini-vans that seat 15, including the driver and conductor who leans out the window shouting for new passengers. Most often another 2 are squeezed in and when this happens, the conductor sits on your lap. Matatus are famous for pickpockets, but so far, so good. My bigger problem is sharing my lap with the conductor, bumping my forehead on the way out, or having to sit in the back row and hitting my head on the roof as we bump along over potholes and curbs. The good news is that it only costs 20 Kenyan Shillings ( 27 cents). So far I have avoided the front seat up with the driver. It is lovingly referred to as the “death seat.”

Did I mention they blast hi- hop and rap music, and quite often videos if they are retrofitted with screens? If you are really lucky the seats have actual cushions and don’t have wires sticking out. Most are also decorated with appropriate urban design, complete with pictures of Missy Elliot, Dre, and Lil Wayne. When the traffic is backed up drivers take matters into their own hands, sometimes crossing into on-coming traffic to pass the long line of backed up vehicles. Even better is when they meet another car, they shift not back into their lane, but onto the sidewalk of the on-coming lane and drive right up. At least I get to work on time.

I must admit that after I gave my swimmers a little chat about coming to workout before it starts, they have been very punctual. When they are late they come up and say, “I am sorry Miss, but I was in class.” I don’t think I have ever been called “Miss” in all my life, but it sure beats “Ma’am.”

My swimmer girls don’t have pace clocks, which makes it near impossible for me to get them to give each other sufficient space to swim. Not only do they swim crooked, but they insist on swimming on top of one another; my two biggest pet peeves in the pool. Alas, without a clock, how can I teach them to leave 10 or even 5 apart? On Friday I tried to teach them dives since they had a meet this weekend (which was possibly the most painful experience I have had here. I had to sit through 4 hours of aged 7-17 year olds swimming just to watch my girls in about 6 races). So, I had them spread out across the length of the pool and said that every other girl would be in the first wave, and then the others in the second. Do you think they could figure that out even after we counted out 1, 3, 5, etc.?

There are also times when I feel like I have been sent back in time, and I don’t mean the hunter-gatherer tribes or pastoralists who populate Kenya. Last week Somalian pirates took over an Ukrainian ship filled to the brink with 22 battle tanks, grenade launchers, and a “substantial amount of ammunition.” The pirates’ ransom for the 21 member crew and its cargo has fallen from 35 million to 20 million now that it is surrounded by ships including a US destroyer. This is the 24th attack by pirates this year off the coast of Somalia.

I thought piracy went out with the 19th century. Yet somehow, the seas are filled with them here, and unfortunately these guys don’t look much like Johnny Depp.

Nairobi Checklist

Ngong Hills, Kenya- I went hiking (more like steep walking) in Ngong Hills (S01 degrees 26.136' E036 degrees 38.402'), just west of Nairobi and realized that things here in Nairobi are going rather well. Right before I left NYC for Beijing I was carrying around a 75 point checklist of things to do before I left on this adventure. Shannon S. said it was giving her a migraine just looking at it, while other friends just shook their heads in disbelieve. But this is a checklist I think you will appreciate.

1-Jobs: I have 2 jobs here in Nairobi. I will be working part-time with the Australian High Commission doing refugee resettlement, which means I will most likely get to travel out of Kenya to refugee camps throughout the region. I should also get to do some interviews in the camps here. We have our first social “bar night” on Thursday and I volunteered to lend my skills acquired at New York Bartending School, Class of 1998. I am also working for an United Nations agency called the International Office of Migration helping to create a migration policy for Somalia, which is a pretty big endeavour being that it is not really a functioning nation-state at the present time.

2-Roof over my head: Through a friend from my last job I was introduced to a lovely man named Terry W. who kindly offered me shelter until I get settled. He has a beautiful home near both my jobs, which makes getting to work (transportation gets an entire blog posting on its own coming shortly) fairly easy. There are 2 others living there, 1 permanent, his name is Martin, and Bob who is visiting from the US like me.

3-Swimming: I finally made it to the pool! I found one 5 minutes from my house and it only costs 150 Kenyan shillings ($2.30) for a swim. The pool isn't heated, but the weather has warmed up now and the sun was shining! I had to dodge a few learn-to-swimmers who were swimming widths, but otherwise, it was so nice to be in the water after about 3 weeks of nothing but walking.

4-Volunteering: I had my first practice last week with the girls at Kenya High School. They are at a pretty basic level…some have just learned to swim, but I hope I can do some good. None of them have goggles so I might be doing a big online Speedo purchase before the month is out. We started on Friday with the importance of "time-management" i.e. if they are late for workout they don't get in. I hate being the bad guy, but I also hate tardiness. Monday we do streamlining and how to climb out the pool like a swimmer. I really wish my coaching partner Jamie B. was here, I think that is going to take a lot of practice.

5-Safari Partner: Note to self: Don't ever, ever, ever do online dating again. Okay, that was a given after my disastrous over 40-only responses on Match, but posting want-ads for men in your blog seems to be a do! Not 1 week after I asked for a man over 6'2" to be my safari partner, but one appeared. It turns out that "Simon" the anthropologist from Canada I mentioned the other day put in an application for a part-time safari partner and, while I didn't know it, safari is actually more than just riding around looking at wild animals. Ku-safiri is Swahili for 'to travel'.

Simon, whose real name is Scott M., was my Ngong Hills’ travel partner and his Maa language skills came in handy when throngs of Maasai children accosted us with beaded goods on our way up and our way down. They were pretty darn cute though and we bought a few bracelets and keychains. Then we drove them down the hill to where they lived. I thought it was a bit risky for us to drive them around in the Land Rover, but since Scott lives in the community and they go to school with the children of the family he lives with, he said it would be fine. So far no charges of 2 "wazungu" (people who are white) kidnapping local children have been laid.

As far as Ngong Hills go, on the one end of the range if you go hiking there is a chance you could get mugged. Martin went there with a big group last year. When 2 of the guys walked ahead they were mugged, and I mean everything was taken, including their clothes. They walked back in bare-feet and their underwear. Suffice to say, we went walking on the other end of the range; I don’t need mugging to be added to my checklist of things to do in “Nairobbery” as it is affectionately known in Lonely Planet.

To the ends of the Earth

Masai Mara-A week and a half ago I was swimming off the northeast coast of Australia on the Great Barrier Reef; today I am here in western Kenya in the Masai Mara chasing lions and elephants as easily as I swam with sharks and turtles. At one point I stood up in the Safari truck yesterday and exclaimed that I couldn't believe where I'd been and where I now was. It really feels like I have traveled to the ends of the Earth.

Things have been coming together rather well for me here in terms of work, so I realized that if I didn't go on Safari this weekend, I might never have a chance. So off I went with 3 other people from Upperhill to the Masai Mara, a game reserve that is over 1800 square km. Bordering the Serengeti in Tanzania, the Mara is a vast grassland full of animals and rolling hills.

We started out the trip with a spectacular view atop the escarpment just 45 minutes outside of Nairobi of the Rift Valley (thought by many to be the home of the first human beings). We then bumped and bounced our way to the Mara along some of the worst roads I have rode on. I was surprised by this; while they are in the process of widening and re-taring the road, I couldn't believe how bad it had become. The last hour or so was dirt, but that got us ready for the Safari.

We stayed in a tented camp (with beds in the tent and electricity), and my roommate was a nice young woman from Hong Kong. She had 2 other friends with her, I am not sure how she drew the short stick, but I was happy to know her and she was very kind. They had brought gigantic lenses and fancy cameras (they each had 3) for the Safari and must have taken at least 900 pictures a day. I tried to take 1 good shot of each animal, then sit back and watch the show.

My favourite moments were watching nature unfold. Twice we were privy to the hunt of the lion and lioness and I got so excited to watch it so closely. The first time, man got in the way, which was a theme running throughout. The plethora of Safari vans often outnumbered the animals and I couldn't help but feel a bit dirty about the whole thing. On the one hand, I wasn't about to turn around and not be a part of an opportunity to see such beautiful animals, but I did wonder if I was part of the problem or the solution. I guess being there means the animals are protected in a reserve and safe from poachers. But when we drove up just a metre from a sleeping lion, revving our engines and smoking black fumes, I wondered if I was just part of a giant zoo.

Did I mention lions? Well, we saw plenty! On the third morning we saw 7: the sleeping lion who had awoken, a mother and her 2 cubs, and 3 other female lions from another pride. At one point I watched as the mother came from the underbrush to challenge the other female lions who were getting to close. She came right out and leaped with open mouth at 1, who then ran off to hunt. We watched the day before as another lion sat atop a rock overlooking the plain. A lone zebra wandered away from his heard and I got so excited at the thought of seeing a kill. But as the zebra approached I started to panic and hoped it would escape. Not to fear, for another 4 vans pulled up parking themselves directly between the lion and the zebra, thwarting the hunt's conclusion.

My favourite animals were the giraffes and zebras for their coats are just too cool. Plus I am tall, so I like giraffes for their height. When we stopped on the long middle day for our picnic lunch, monkeys arrived to steal the banana peels. We also saw elephants, gazelles, jackals, hyenas, ostriches, hippos, and a croc. I watched as lions ate a zebra, then saw vultures as they scavenged for the remains. It is also the season for "The Migration" which involves the movement of 2 million wildebeest and other grazers from the Serengeti to Lake Victoria. At times as we gazed about, thousands filled my view. It was pretty spectacular.

The final day was not without it's irritations. In Swahili they say "hakuna matata" which basically means “no worries.” I understand when you are paying 30 cents to take a beaten up old van around town and it breaks down, then you can say hakuna matata. But when you are paying Western prices ($90 a day), and you are left in your camp for 2 hours, then finally picked up by another Safari company whose van breaks down and you are stranded for an hour and a half, then you are dropped off for another car to pick you up after a 30 minute wait to be taken the final stretch to Nairobi, only to encounter rush hour traffic, where you sit for 2 hours, just half a kilometre from home, but you can't walk because you might get mugged, then it is hard to say hakuna matata.

But hey, this ain't New York City.